- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

peter charastabopouloulous

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

Minecraft.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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