- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my tractor?

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Women.

women outside of the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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