YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Anti Joke

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