- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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