What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Hi Jacob You cool

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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#scabbers

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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