What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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what do gay people eat?? food

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Please spell dyslexia.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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