why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Turn around.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

connor sucks

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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