- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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