A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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