- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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