why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Ass

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Hey

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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sixty....eight.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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