Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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