A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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Womens rights.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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1unno;njfjk

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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