A baby seal walks into a club.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Unflushed Shit...

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Yeah, totally.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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women leaving the kitchen

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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