What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

ollie is a fag so are you

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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