What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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hi

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Child Prostitution.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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ps3

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Microsoft Windows

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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no u

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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