A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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The WNBA

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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you just lost the game!

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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