Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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I came.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Dozer has a soul

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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