What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

It's your mother, open the door.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

I cant think of one (._. )

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

your mother is so lesbian

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

penis that is all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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