haha.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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