Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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the guy below me is gay

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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knock knock Come in.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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BUTTERFARTING

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Rob Bell

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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