Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Rock mattress.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Your mom goes to college

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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