- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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