- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Star Wars

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Covietz has a large penis

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Penis in a box.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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