- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

whats better than shoes feet

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Women's Rights

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

DANA

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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