Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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