What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

a show horse jumps over a bar

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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