Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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