What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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