What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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This is not Will Smith.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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I don't get it

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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