I have read the Terms of Service.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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potato

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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The horse said "nay."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Where else? The junk yard

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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