What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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WNBA

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Poopsack Jones

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Anti Joke

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