?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Women's rights.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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lol

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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