The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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