- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Womens rights.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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