What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Anti jokes are funny

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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W.N.B.A.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Robin, get in the car.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Jess Burns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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