I love Ciara!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Black Poeple

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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AROUND

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Noah is Smart.

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Fuck her

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Oh...okay, good.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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women's lacrosse.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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