A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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alcoholism kills

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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