What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Women's rights

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Aodhan Hearty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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