What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What is Jason? Black.

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French people.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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