- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Whats long and hard? a pole

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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