If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

What's 1+1? 4.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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