GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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I like turtoes.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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