How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Gay rights

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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P0P T4Rt

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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my names jim haha

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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