what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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The joke below me is retarded

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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