Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Libraries.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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