Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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The white guy did it!

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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