if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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