Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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