why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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The NBA lockout

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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